SETTING THE PRISONERS FREE

The Inspiration for this wonderful tale

Some of it is a true story.   My wife does work at an animal shelter here on the island.  And sometimes she is too tired to cook my dinner when she gets home from a hard day's work.   Bitch.  Just kidding!    At the shelter there are about 80 dogs and they can raise a barking ruckus.  I was there one day listening to them all bark their furry asses off and thought about what a wise-ass thing to do it would be to let all of the dogs out.   It would wreak total and complete havoc that would have serious repercussions with the people who live nearby.  Ha!   The part where I think Sandi is going to come home and give me a medal comes from an Ernie and Bert skit where Ernie thinks Bert is going to throw a party for him.  He can hear Bert's voice "Ernie!  You are so wonderful, I am going to throw a party for you!".  Sometimes I think Ernie and Bert are the funniest comedy team ever to have existed and I used to try to get my son to watch Sesame Street just so I wouldn't look foolish watching it by myself.

Also, if I remember right, this is the first story that delves into Warmheart's sordid relationship with his cruel and evil mother.  

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