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Warmheart's tales are sent out each week to a distribution list. If you would like to be added to the list, contact me. |
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Back Issues of Warmheart's Tales |
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The Special Olympics - has been removed.
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In City Midgets - Warmheart seeks and finds knowledge of the wonderful world of those midgets that we all love to kick and laugh at, all in this tender four part story. | |
| Storm Clouds Over the Neighborhood - Things heat up in Warmheart's neighborhood when condescending jerks and yuppies move in. |
Setting the Prisoners Free - The sound of Warmheart's mother's voice in his mind turns him into a heroic freedom fighter for the dogs at his wife's animal shelter. |
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| The Boy Didn't Have To Suffer
After All - Where, oh where would the world be without Warmheart
there to look after our gentle youth? After watching his shackled mother
die in flames, Warmheart decides to prevent the suffering of an innocent
young boy
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Breaking Bread With the Refugees - Warmheart and his brother Kindheart break bread, and heads, with some hungry third world country refugees. Story re-written on 2/14/03. |
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| The Five Dollar Disaster -
Sent out 1/10/03 - Warmheart goes downtown to get his hat blocked
and buy a new bear trap only to learn that, when it comes to little old
ladies, there is NO JUSTICE in the world.
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Warmheart's Fantasy Comes True - All you miserable frequent flyers take heart, there is hope...hope, that is if Warmheart and his bear trap is on your flight with you | |
| We all have people whom we have modeled our lives upon. For Warmheart, this person was Joey da Icepick. This, then, is The Story of Joey Wiseheart - Sent out 1/24/03 | Christmas With Uncle Waldo - This
isn't really a Warmheart tale, but it was the first in this series, the
one that started it all off. Inspired by a See's candy brochure
item, Warmheart's Uncle Waldo is a huge bastard whose addiction to
chocolate causes fun and merriment for the entire family.
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| Warmheart's life soars and then crashes like a space shuttle in Who Put the Hood in Robin Hood? Sent out 2/1/03 | In Setting the World Right, our hero does just that when he is given the chance to go back and change just one thing in the history of the world. You can keep your killing of Hitler, you can keep your removal of the Catholic Church, Warmheart has something better up his sleeve. Sent out 2/7/03 | |
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A fierce and bloody
battle took place against the NVA in November of 1965. Warmheart's
squad took on the North Viennese Alleykats for the title in We
Were Bowlers Once. |
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